honky-tonk-badonk-adonk:

lol-post:

Well I know where I’m going motor boating this weekend.

I’m laughing so fucking hard

honky-tonk-badonk-adonk:

lol-post:

Well I know where I’m going motor boating this weekend.

I’m laughing so fucking hard

sckrpnch:

She’s beauty and she’s grace, she’s Miss United States

sckrpnch:

She’s beauty and she’s grace, she’s Miss United States

cumber-tardis:

Jesus take the wheel

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Whoa there Jesus

wordswontfixthisnow:

Cause I love you on We Heart Ithttp://weheartit.com/entry/115303605/via/ggones

wordswontfixthisnow:

Cause I love you on We Heart It
http://weheartit.com/entry/115303605/via/ggones

crossbowsandwalkers:

Is this Lucy Liu throwing a javelin in a dress and high heels

crossbowsandwalkers:

Is this Lucy Liu throwing a javelin in a dress and high heels

relahvant:

spermbanker:

u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me

nipnops

bitchytbh:

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

“”
There were things I wanted to tell him. But I knew they would hurt him. So I buried them, and let them hurt me.
-  Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (via larmoyante)
©BQT