aieon:

It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

some people think life is like a roller coaster but my life is more like one of those rides that spin really fast so you’re pinned to the wall and can’t do anything about it

unshaped:

DESGUSTENG

haveabowlofwhore:

don’t ever let this die

hockeyshorts:

when you forget to click anon

hockeyshorts:

when you forget to click anon

cloppinq:

make sure u kiss people’s foreheads often because u can’t quite reach their soul and that’s the closest u can get

©BQT